Ouch!

Ouch!
My upper back's aching, especially on the region of my right scapula. I badly need a massage! (Makes me wonder... I haven't gotten a body massage since I started swimming...)
Ouch!
My eyes are blurry. Myopic vision is deranging my sight!
Ouch!
My stomach's grouching. Maybe I should take a crap this instant. (LOL!)
Ouch!
My heart has started to heal. Though occasionally, it hurts. (Haha! Where did that come from???)